Monday, January 22, 2007

My mark on the world!

Well first of all one of my largest marks on this planet is the Co2 I have produced over the years through the act of breathing. In my opinion I think that we should declare a national holiday in which all people hold their breath or breath in small little baggies in which we can then either fill a rocket and send it into the sun or maybe just shoot it somewhere else. Through this process of not producing extra Co2 in the air I think that it will probably postpone Global Warming and or bring more snow to Colorado. I think that this National Holiday should be called Jeff's Mom's day which should be held on January 30th in honor of her Birthday.

Another mark I have made on this earth is a ton of waste. What am I going to do about all this waste, you may ask? Well here is the answer: I think that the most logical place to put it is space or the sun, so that it is completely out of my way. Inorder to do this I think I want to build a very large elevator into space in which my waste and others can be lifted into space. After this waste is lifted into space I hope to huck it out far enough so that when it comes back into our solar system it would be a very beautiful comit, in which in the year 2072 would hit the Earth killing all humans which would solve Global Worming and over Population. How crazy would that be! The future looks bright!
By Elmo

2 comments:

THRUST said...
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Mr. Voytko said...

Well parker, woud should take things one step futher, think about all the energy and waste products it would take to make the "bags" and to send them into space.... Interesting ideas though